During our Freshman year at SHS, for just $1.50 we could move one step closer to sealing our fate & our future mate. That's right, your perfect match is only a dot matrix away! Just complete your compatability form displayed on this IBM monochrome screen and in just minutes your matches will roll off the printer.
[cue music: What Might Have Been by Little Texas]*
My favorite quotes from this report are:
YOU MAY NOT LIKE YOUR LIST, BUT THE DECISION OF THE DELTA-84 IS FINAL!!
YOU ARE UNDER NO OBLIGATION TO CONTACT ANY OF THEM, BUT YOU WILL PROBABLY WANT TO!
And I can't figure this match-making logic out...
THE NAMES APPEAR IN THE ORDER THEY WERE SELECTED... YOUR NAME MIGHT NOT APPEAR ON EACH OF THEIR LISTS