Match Maker

You may think eHarmony is ahead of the game in the match-making scene... no sir... before eHarmony was even a thought in the mind of Neil Clark Warren, there was...

Delta 84

During our Freshman year at SHS, for just $1.50 we could move one step closer to sealing our fate & our future mate. That's right, your perfect match is only a dot matrix away! Just complete your compatability form displayed on this IBM monochrome screen and in just minutes your matches will roll off the printer.

[cue music: What Might Have Been by Little Texas]*

click to enlarge (the original color wasn't pink, just plain ole boring white)

My favorite quotes from this report are:

YOU MAY NOT LIKE YOUR LIST, BUT THE DECISION OF THE DELTA-84 IS FINAL!!

YOU ARE UNDER NO OBLIGATION TO CONTACT ANY OF THEM, BUT YOU WILL PROBABLY WANT TO!

And I can't figure this match-making logic out...

THE NAMES APPEAR IN THE ORDER THEY WERE SELECTED... YOUR NAME MIGHT NOT APPEAR ON EACH OF THEIR LISTS

Whah??

*Joke